Ryan Giggs Does Inappropriate Touching, Warranting Very Appropriate Taiwanese News Reel

Well, it appears Mr. My Private Life Is Private, Ryan Giggs, was doing so for a reason he's the Mystery Footballer X who had an affair with a big bosomed lady of the (reality tv) evening. And now he's been outed. In Parliament, of all places.

All of which is excellent timing, as it's not like Manchester United has a game on Saturday or anything.