Fake Salt League dead of autoerotic asphyxiation
When you're masturbating as hard as MLS and it's sad fans were over FSL making it to the CCL final, it's important to remove the plastic bag before you lose consciousness.
Meanwhile, Jason Kreis slips further into insanity:
"Jason creates adversaries in his mind," [FSL President Bill] Manning said.
The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog @ Apr 28, 2011 3:01 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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