As flies to wanton boys.

Who rattled his cage? 'What's that tall dreamy thing down there?' 'Peter Crouch O Zeus. But he's a footballer'. 'Yes he'll do. I'm bored' 'But you said you'd finished with footballers after the success of the episode with Wayne and the Sky camera'' 'Yes well, I gave golf a go with young Rory but he just shrugged off self destructing at the Masters.

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