WAG Watch: Bumping Up Barbara Berlusconi

Dear Miss Berlusconi,

It's not easy for us to say this, but we find your Alexander McQueen skull scarf to be predictably plebeian, even for the Z-list WAGs of the world. We are just not okay with you, the Empress of the Serie A Significant Others Universe and heir to the bunga bunga throne, wearing an accessory motif that we forced into retirement some eight seasons ago.