Golden Rule: Proverbial Pornstache Principles

Image Credits: Tullio M. Puglia/Getty Images Europe; AP Photo/Antonio Calanni.

Three wise footballers a pictorial maxim make. As Abel Hernandez of Palermo and Neymar of Brazilian side, Santos, teach us, we should hear no evil, see no evil...

...nor should we speak no evil about Zlatan Ibrahimović's pornstache.

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