Down Maine Road: At the Root of Manchester Football

Bloody 'ell, my brain's pounding inside my skull like I took an anvil to it last night. And my stomach, still churning and squirming with all the ale and bits of fried things I shoved down my gullet at the pub. Gawh, I know United won, but I don't even remember who scored the winner was it Chicharito or Rooney?