Coke Drops Rooney
Coca-Cola has terminated their relationship with noted English beverage enthusiast Wayne Rooney.
Surprisingly the reason they cited is his since-since forgotten dalliance with trash Manchester
hookers while his wife was pregnant and had nothing to do with his weekend profanity seminar.
However nothing quenches the thirst you work up while kicking a dog while its down better than a
Coke Zero!
Sanford's Soccer Net @ Apr 6, 2011 9:56 AM EDT | Blog Profile
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