Futfanatico: Sir Alex Gets No-Touch-Line Ban for Lewd Comments, Injury Time Lapdance

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Sir Alex has a long-held� reputation for suffering no fools and making his voice heard. However, this time his tongue has gotten him into serious trouble, invoking a lifetime "no-touch-line" ban for all gentlemen clubs forming part of the Foxy-entertainment Association (FA).