Belated Birthday Greetings: Fernando Torres, Chelsea FC

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Oh Fernando.

You broke many-a-Kickette hearts (Liverpool Corps) when you left their fragrant shores for the Roman Republic of Chelsea. You've generously allowed lazy hacks to put their feet up and post stories about your failure to score since you arrived.

Ahem.

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