Ref watch

We have Michael Oliver, who wasn't in my stats thing.

But all is not lost: running the line is heroic Sian Massey, without whom, etc, etc.

Also Mike Mullarkey, who did the World Cup Final.

It's a combination that would blow Richard Keys and Andy Gray's minds.

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