Say, say, say (part 2). Or the campaign for plain English strikes back

"Etuhu hands Fulham fitness boost."

Is this what the headline means? Etuhu gave Mark Hughes a bar of chocolate? The Boost in question has Guarana in it, which gives you energy.

Why can't journalists say what they mean?  "Dickson Etuhu is fit for Saturday" doesn't lose much does it?

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