Weekly Report: Brazilians are good (and bad), but guns are terrible

That was a bit lucky. Considering how many Chelsea players underperformed – Lampard, Essien, Malouda (the footballing schizophrenic, either incredible or seemingly drunk), Anelka, Torres Chelsea somehow ground out a win. Torres was ever so slightly better, but there is still work to be done.

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