Joe Hart: Clubbing Cutie

Remember when the domestic season was over, the World Cup was won and we woke from a celebratory stupor, still sticky from spilled buckets of sangria, to realise there was no football for like, a month?

There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth at the time, but because we're never ones to be beaten by something as minor as our entire raison d'etre going AWOL, the Kickette HQ embraced the problem.

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