Kickette Vocabulary: A Study In The Beckham Family Side-Eye

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As you're probably aware, the daft minds behind this site's scenes are largely responsible for expanding the bitchtastic facial options available to footballers, heavily researching the paradigm shifts in short tents and examining what manbags mean to their men (as well as unearthing the content Cristiano carries around).

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