Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Arsenal's Theo Walcott and his longtime girlfriend, Melanie Slade, looked tattered and tired post-overnight stay at the Mayfair Hotel. They must've played a taxing game of Twister. Yes, that's what those crazy kids are calling it these days. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

Show of hands, eye winks or thumbs up: who is feelin' this past weekend's irresponsible intake of alcohol and cupcakes?

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