No One Can Hit The Goal Anymore

Hey, look at that a horrible sitter miss. Quelle surprise.

But doesn't it appear these have seemed to reach epidemic levels? Someone's always been banging on about "the worst miss evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", yet they're rarely worthy of such lofty status. Recently, however, I've been inclined to agree with a good number starting with that poor, poor Marlon de Jesus.