David Beckham Descends From Heaven, Rescues Stranded Motorist

By Chris Wright

Upon spotting a knackered Nissan Primera stranded in the middle of the A10 yesterday morning, Saint David Beckham of Leytonstone was only too eager to lend a helping hand.

Mr Paul Long, owner of said Nissan, described to BBC Radio the moment that the clouds parted, choirs of angels burst into voice and Beckham swung low from his seat in heaven to mop the fevered brow of a mere mortal:

"We were on the A10 roundabout, which was pretty dangerous, and had been stuck there for about 10 minutes.

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