Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Which weekend stories do you need to know about? Find 'em in our attempt to topline the past two days' news in two sentence or less.

Saturday

- In a new advert for the Renault Clio car, NY Red Bulls' footballer Thierry Henry spied on burlesque babe Dita Von Teese as she took her clothes off.

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