Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

How sweet that must have felt for Damien Duff.� � � For an hour his every touch was jeered by his old audience; then his winning goal shut them up. � � As we so often find ourselves saying, football, eh?

The highlight of the first half was my peanut butter sandwich. � So substantial was it that it took 25 minutes to work through, by which time nothing at all had happened on the pitch.