Alex Ferguson Homesick Blues

Arsene's on the TV, moanin' in the microphone,

I'm on the cell phone, talkin' like a megaphone.
The man in the black shirt, flag out, played off-
side; I got a red top, I wanna knock his fade off.

Look out, Joe,
it's somethin' you know.
God knows what, but you feel it in your gut,
you better duck through the changin' room,
lookin' for a shortcut,
the man in the sharkskin suit with his back up
wants a shiny silver spoon, and you only got cups.

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