A Gray day for Keys + Chamberlain, centre-halves and RVP

Morning all. And welcome to Arseblog now owned by Sky Sports.

Gentlemen, you may proceed as normal to the blog. Ladies, please proceed single file to the classroom where you will be taught the offside rule, the difference between a 'number 10′ and a 'false 9′ as well as the difference between Djimi and Armand Traore, how to titter in agreement with the menz and, of course, when to make a cup of tea (with biscuits and/or cake).