The Monday Mmm: Kaká, Real Madrid

Doesn't the sight of this stoic saint inspire you to take up Shakespearean literature in front of a slow roasting fire, with a meager glass of Vintage Krug and dark chocolate nibs? Yowsers. You know our hormones are actin' a fool if our fantasies involve one teensy glass of high end champagne and food restraint.

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