Player Stalking: A User’s Guide
It's a subject that occupies many of our waking thoughts. How, when finding ourselves in the proximity of a handsome young football player, do we attract his attention in a manner that implies we are deeply attracted to him but not remotely slutty and/or mad?
Well, alright. But we're not slutty.
KICKETTE @ Jan 19, 2011 3:00 PM EDT | Blog Profile
Related
- Lies? What Andy Carroll and Newcastle aren’t telling the fans
- Sunderland snatch draw with Newcastle
- “B” List WAGs: Emerging From The Shadows
- Our success shouldn’t come as a shock
- The Round-Up: Arsenal Zero In On Mexes
- Report: UEFA Planning to Adopt MLS Scheduling
- Sunderland fan who pushed Newcastle’s Steve Harper over tries to apologise in person
- Out & About: Dimitar Berbatov In Cheshire
