Guest Post January: Paul the Octopus alive and well, living in hiding in park pond

The GPJ bandwagon rolls on to our good friends at Caught Offside. They're sent us this letter, which was washed ashore near Caught Offside HQ, for your reading pleasure. Psychic cephalopod talks of daring escape and life on the run. We have not revealed his location in order to protect his anonymity, and also because [.