Soccer for Union scabs

Even when it doesn't count, Messi is stunning. Look at that pass! It is impossible not to hit that ball too hard or too soft. I'm officially calling him Young Skywalker. That pass? It's nothing! He used to bullseye womprats in his speeder back on Tatooine.

In the summer, Napoli sold goalscoring machine Di Natale and signed Edinson Cavani, fresh off his performance as the third best striker on the Uruguay squad.