Kickette Fail Files: Jermain Defoe & Friends

It's an exhibition of athletic prowess, not a ruddy peep show, y'know. (Getty Images/Daylife)

Usually we restrict ourselves to the cheery world of players and their associates when dishing out the Fail Files. But having seen this photo of Jermaine Defoe and elite British heptathlete Jessica Ennis promoting the new adiZero footwear range in London yesterday, we simply could not contain ourselves.

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