Cristiano Ronaldo Baby Mama Drama

Cristiano Ronaldo isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. That's why he employs Creative Artist Agency to manage his career and image. Unfortunately, the fools at CAA didn't think their master plan thorougly. Sure, he signed to Real Madrid for a staggering £80 million and became the face of Armani. They even got him to ditch the ugly wanna-be glamour models in favor for Irina Sheik.