The Ugliest Thing in the World

Released to the world today was something so horrific; something so damned; something so blatantly and utterly disfunctional that it cannot even be summed up in a few words. No, it's not a portrait of Wayne Rooney. But of course he's one hell of a hard contender to beat.

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