In July of 2009, MLS fans everywhere were started to get annoyed by the attention being heaped on
David Beckham. You remember those days of yore: the Galaxy were on a long losing streaks, Rudd
Guilt was doing his best to mismanage, a special camera was trained on Beckham at all time in case
he scratched his balls, announcers had it written into their contracts that every fifth word had to
be "Beckham," and Beckham was trying to escape to other countries so he could tell the media how
horrible MLS was.