Rafa v Jose: The Next Chapter

Given it's the football season, the war of words between Jose Mourinho and everybody else will run through the end of the year, when he's only shut up by a cool beach breeze. Atop his list is Rafa Benitez, once nemesis and now replacement, who combined forces with Italian television, a cartoon, giant knockers and talkSPORT to make the next move on the offensive.