Neymar Dribbles Out Of His Shorts

Mohawks may afford the wearer world class dribbling abilities and the maturity to to turn down big money moves to Chelsea, but a mohawk alone will not keep your pants on. That's what those otherworldly things they call "drawstrings" are for.

Of course when someone goes in studs showing on your general manliness area, it's probably best there's a fabric net for safety purposes.