Landon Donovan Injures Lips Seductively Drinking From Water Fountain; Questionable For Saturday’s Match Versus Earthquakes
This morning, after a long, strenuous workout with his well muscled personal trainer, U.S. Men's National Team and L.A. Galaxy star Landon Donovan gently pursed his supple lips and bent over to drink from a water fountain outside his gym. But then everything went terribly wrong.
"I was in the gym's parking lot when I heard a loud girlish scream from over by the entrance," a witness reported, "I looked over and I saw Landon grabbing his face with both hands.
Beer and Soccer @ Aug 19, 2010 1:31 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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