The Future’s So Bright He’s Gotta Wear A Mohawk. (Or: Neymar Rebuffs Chelsea.)

There are a number of words which are often used to describe teenagers with mohawks, and maturity is not typically one of them. Luckily, Neymar is doing his best to break down those barriers within the mohawked world, fighting for his landing strip haircut just as Valery Gazzaev fights for the right of the mustache.

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