The Tuesday Torso: Santino Quaranta, D.C. United

D. C. United aren't messing about, Kickettes. Our declaration that the New York Redbulls were the hottest team in the MLS obviously went down like a lead balloon filled with unattractive, poor people.

Santino Quaranta is not taking this lying down. (Well, if he is taking it lying down, he's doing situps at the same time.

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