Anyone Else Want To Bitch-Slap Carlos Puyol?

First off, I apologize for the lack of pictures today but I refuse to grace my blog with pictures of scum. On to the business... I had hoped to get the whole Cesc story out of me the other day, but a new slew of utterly inane comments from Cesc's self-appointed spokesman, Carlos Puyol, have got me uncharacteristically wound up all over again.