Vacay: Francesco Totti In Sabaudia, Italy

No, no. It only looks like he's wearing underpants.

In Francesco Totti's (wonderful) world, those tight, bulge-cupping to the point of obscene pristine white bathers of beauty are called appropriate swimwear for public use.

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