Productive preseason training? Not for Manchester United

There's a lot in this big ol' world I just don't understand, like cold soups, and how many TV shows America really needs about slovenly dingdong men who somehow marry hot wives. That one's a lulu.

Here's something else that somebody smarter than me will need to explain:

How does one of the world's glamour clubs, one of the biggest sporting brands in the world, figure to get a productive pre-season training when they are barnstorming around the United States, hobnobbing in nightly appearances and traveling extensively in the U.

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