Psychic octopus steals underpants
At last the true horror of England's elimination from the World Cup can be revealed in an Ambuscade exclusive.
My sources in the paranormal underground reveal that Paul the 'psychic' octopus is in fact a psycho-telekinetic one, with the ability to control minds from a distance. Alleged to be in the pay of Bavarian betting syndicates, his powers are controlled using so called 'food'.
South Africa 2010 Blog @ Jul 1, 2010 2:33 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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