KIM JONG-IL: NO ONE HAS DIED… YET!

PYONGYANG, 16th June 2010: The Glorious Leader, Kim Jong-il, allayed fears that North Korean goalkeeper Ri Myong-Guk would face severe consequences for his part in Brazil's opening goal in their Group G game last night. Instead, self-proclaimed Master of the Universe Jong-il, turned his renowned fury on the Brazilian player Maicon.

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Load of Balls @ Jun 16, 2010 7:45 AM EDT | Blog Profile