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 It's not the easiest task to keep a spotlight hanging over White Hart Lane when World Cup fever is so inexorably rife. I tell you, the amount of bumper sized pull-outs that sit piled in the recycling box- I could go some way to insulating the loft. With perhaps enough sheets left over to roll a homemade Vuvuzela and give the neighbours a rendition of God Save The Queen in monotone; one painful note after another.

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