The World Cup As A Therapy Session

If World Cup nations were on Dr. Freud's couch:

USA I need to belong
England I feel like a loser, again
Germany I will win, I will win, I will win!
Italy I want my mama!
France Nobody likes me, I'm a ball fondler
Holland I feel flat, again
Brazil I can't stop partying
Argentina My name is Diego, and I'm an alcoholic
Mexico I hate the neighbor, he's making my life miserable, and I want him to go away
Paraguay I like to dress up in uniforms
Uruguay I feel as if I am invisible
Chile I feel warm but people think I'm cold
Honduras People think I'm a cigar
North Korea I like to recite poetry and kill as many people as possible
South Korea I'm always afraid
Portugal I feel superior.

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