Cry God for Barry, England and St George

While I could fill the holding midfielder role with a plomb (Older readers among you may remember Reg Plomb who played for Preston North End in the 1930′s, RIP Reg), Don Fabio seems to think it involves being mobile, passing accurately and timing your tackles well (that's you Carrick!!!).� He is obviously not familiar with my old 'hollow leg' technique of imbibing overproof rum and then fire breathing onto the 'upper thighs' of the approaching opposition.

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