50 Knows Football



Yeah, [expletive] Bo Jackson.

Nike should enlist Curtis Jackson, a-k-47-a 50 Cent for their next [expletive] stateside soccer ad campaign.

In fact, [expletive] Juergen Klinsmann. Make 'Fiddy' the next coach of the [expletive] USA. He seems to know the basics of good football quite well, and best of all apparently has solid know-how to ensure that the game catches (gun)fire in America's urban jungles.

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