It’s BORDEAUX. WTF UEFA. That’s such BS.

Normally at this time of the year, I'm drowning my sorrows in Stolichnaya mixed with a heavy dosage of Percocet as I try to forget the trauma of Lyon's Champions League exit. But for the first time since I started posting on the Offside (this particular blog will be celebrating its three year anniversary next month), I finally get to postpone the quest for oblivion, at least until late April.