Guestpost for Futfanatico – Asking the age-old question: Who are you? Indeed, who ARE you?

It is time for an excursion so grab your valise, finish up your game of cards with the Central Casting Irishmen and let's jump on an old-timey steamboat so we can chug on over to Futfanatico to read an exotic international guest post.

It's about some guy who occasionally plays for Liverpool, I think.