How Not To Act Like England Vice-Captain, Presented to You by Steven Gerrard

Let's face it: Stevie G is a pretty sketchy character. Not that John Terry didn't have his little bumps along the way before finally getting relieved of his position as England captain, but those were all off the field. Gerrard has had his share of off-the-field-drama after getting arrested for punching a DJ (which made my gran's estimation of the man go from "gentleman footballer" to "stupid boy").

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