Lazy Links & Randoms

If we were this close to David Villa, we like to think we would maintain an image of calm serenity whilst looking hot as hell and surreptitiously passing him our contact deets.

However. We suspect that our true response would be rather more like that of our friends at Hola Valencia. They're just honest enough to admit it.

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