US Soccer Birthday Roast: MC Deuce Edition

photo credit: Lance Shields

The Host: Clint Dempsey, let me be the first to wish you a very happy birthday! We are here at Steak N' Shake because it is "famous for steakburgers" but we are here celebrating your birthday (with delicious malty shakes and sloppy frisco melts) because you are "famous for your feet", and you have been now for exactly 28 years.

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