Halfwit Theo Wins the Day

"I just don't think he's got a football brain and he's going to have problems. Let's be honest, good defenders would catch him offside every time. I just don't know whether he studies the game, learns the game, or what.

Chris Waddle (March 2nd)

"I believe he has not only a football brain but he has a brain"

Arsene Wenger (March 5th)

<Laughing last> "Ha Ha Ha"

Theo Walcott (March 7th)

Whose opinions are you more likely to take; a man who has proven time and again that he is a scary and possibly the best judge of young talent in the world, or a man who has a problem with a penalty (whether he is taking them or talking them)?

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