No, guys... the late Friday afternoon news dump is for when you have BAD news.

Sakes alive, fellas, work the news cycle!Anyway, MLS have offered two big bits in the last hour:The L.A. Galaxy insist that Landon Donovan will return from Everton on March 15th, come hell or high water, and that there's never been any opening for a loan extension from their side - and then proceed to offer a "well.